Island FAQ

Will you host my site?

No.

Why did you choose the domain Squirrel´s Island?

Well, I love squirrels, and had the nickname Squirrel when I was in the service, so it kinda stuck. Plus I love Gilligan´s Island. My original site that was on Geocities had the Gilligan´s Island Theme in midi form playing on it. So, I came up with Squirrel´s Island. A place where I can be anything, and say anything. A place to release steam. 

Will you host my site?

 HMMMMM   No.

How can I submit articles?

Find out here.

Will you host my site?

 Lemme think a sec......no.

How do I submit poetry?

Please no poetry....unless it is a limmerick, or something equally tasteless....or haiku like Haiku.

Will you host my site?

Jesus Petes.........no.

Do you make any money from this?

I can dream huh? Nope. Not yet.... one day when the pigs fly maybe.....till then it is experience in web design, and maintaining a domain.

Will you host my site?

How many times must I say no??

Who did the great graphics?

A real good Bud of mine, Nate Piekos. He made the two Squirrel´s Island logos. The rest was my sorry non graphic talent butt. 

Will you host my site?

Damn you are getting on my nerves

What's with all the Squirrel stuff?

Squirrels rule, and I like them better than I like people, except for my baby. Also squirrels are the most intelligent life form on the planet, and really have dominion over the humans... really, I am serious......

Will you host my site?

Okay here we go again.......no.

Are you that ass in the Yahoo Christian Chat rooms called Squirrel624??  

Yeah, that's me. Although it gets old after a bit. People so suck, and sheep suck even more.

Will you host my site?

Well now, good question.......no.

Why do you speak out so much about religion and Christianity?

Because I love getting hate mail, and almost all of my hate mail is inspired by that topic.

Will you host my site?

Maybe... talk to me......we´ll see.